Statusuri engleza – status de yahoo messenger

Statusuri engleza – status de yahoo messenger

Go away! Ask Mr. Google…

Ignore me like i ignore U.

Out of my mind. Back in five.

If you sleep with a girl without protection, you’re having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.

This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you’re IMing me expecting me to read your message and return. The funny thing is that I’m at my computer desk laughing the whole thing up right now.

As I lay in my bed looking at the sky I thought ‘Were the heck did my ceiling go?

I can’t be with you So all I will do is sleep. Please don’t wake me up from this dream For it’s all of you that I can keep


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