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At the end of each day be grateful for another day of life and for the next one on its way.
If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls and even if he picks the most beautiful he
still FEELS the PAIN of losing the remaining NINETY NINE and Women says… men don’t have feelings.
At the end of each day be grateful for another day of life and for the next one on its way.
Don’t loose hope. You don’t know what tomorrow brings.
There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real.
In reality, no one cares, they’re just curious.
Never regret a single moment of the journey. If it wasn’t your destination, it was preparation.
You ought to sue that son of a whore. I’ve heard there’s a lot of bagpiping in that house. I’d
You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn’t,it just makes them dead.
A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.?
Hey, Geekoid!” yelled Duncan Dougal, “Why do you read so much? Don’t you know how to watch TV?
I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?