Sloganuri funny – Cele mai amuzante sloganuri
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving, it is not for you.- Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it’s an amusement park.
- The more I learn about terrorism, the more I understand the phone company.
- Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken. A lifetime commitment for a pig.
- People who say you can’t buy happiness just don’t know where to shop.
- I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.
- Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- If there is no god, who pops up the next kleenex?
- Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes.
- If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
- I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
- Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
- I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- How come we have to choose from just 2 persons for president, and 50 for Miss America?
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
