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I smile when you do, I blush when you say something, I laugh when you’re being silly, I get shy when you’re talking.
Baby, lets fly with an eagles and never to swims with ducks!
I haven’t eaten in 12 hours and I have no desire to slip or take showers. I’ve ignored my many meals, and I think I’m starting to get the chills.
You need money to call someone your honey!!
The name Short Dawg and I be clownin like krusty.
Babe, sorry I didn’t give you anything for valentine, I prefer my money remains mine.
Love is like a glass, if you break it, it can never be repaired, and if you repair it, it won’t be the same. So handle it with care.
Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.
Without you my love, I lack love, life and happiness.
I think I’m going crazy… why is your ex in our bed?
Love School Termly Report: name: Viola. Class: 1. love: 39%. care: 40%. Conduct: bad. My report: work hard for better results next time.
Today I feel myself faster than the wind and harder than a rock.
Hey babe fancy a half price pizza on the couch at mine then go to rummage though my bin????
You’re The Smile To My Face, The Sparkle In My Eyes & The Only One for Me…
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it’s too long.
All you can be is in your hands, with your optimism the world is yours.
I with I could tell you that I shower everyday, but let’s all tell the truth: I don’t shower everyday. So would you like to go out with me?
Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.
Being with you is like if you pull the switch of my soul because all that is around me lights
You should always be optimistic and you would win easily, even though your difficulties.
Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
You’re fat and ugly! But! But! Your heart is BEAUTIFUL.
To get where we want we should have an internal compass to tell us where to start
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Believe me when I say my heart cries out to you, in fact, if kisses could be sent in words, you would be reading this with your lips.
I with I could tell you that I shower everyday, but let’s all tell the truth: I don’t shower everyday. So would you like to go out with me?
I cannot forget you because you are my heartbeat.
The only time I’m not thinking of you, is when I’m sleeping, because that’s when I’m dreaming of you.
Life is like a balloon .
Life gives you hundreds reasons to cry, then you give one reason to smile!
Life’s too short to kill time, life is perfectly timed…slowly killing you instead.
I’ve closed my eyes. I can’t open them again…. HELP!
Girl I won’t let you down, because my world has no gravity.
Some thoughts make me smile, like the thought of being with you. Other thoughts make me sad, like the thought of being without you.
We are young we are failures and we love it!
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there’s Twitter for a reason!
