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C:\>Let there be light!
Enter user id.
C:\>God
Enter password.
C:\>Omniscient
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:\>Omnipotent
Password incorrect. Try again.
C:\>Technocrat

And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
C:\>Let there be light!
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C:\>Create light
Done.
C:\>Run heaven_and_earth
And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
C:\> Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light.
Unrecognizable command. Try again.
C:\>Create firmament
Done.
C:\>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 2.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
C:\> Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
place and let the dry land appear and
Too many characters in the specification string. Try again.
C:\>Create dry_land
Done.

C:\>Run firmament
And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 > errors.
And God looged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 3.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.
C:\>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\>Create sun_moon_stars
Done.
C:\>Run sun_moon_stars
And God separated the light from the darkness. The sun ruled over the day
and the moon and stars ruled over the night. And God saw there were 0
errors.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 4.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.
C:\>Create fish
Done.
C:\>Create fowl
Done.
C:\>Create cattle
Done.
C:\>Create creepy_things
Done.
C:\>Run fish, fowl, cattle, creepy_things
And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that
creepth werewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl
after its kind.
And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 5.
And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 6.
C:\>Now let us make man in our image.
Unspecified type. Try again.
C:\>Create man
Done.

C:\>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the
fish in the sea and over every living thing that creepeth upon
the earth
Too many command operands. Try again.
C:\>Run multiplication
Execution teminated. 6 errors.
C:\>Insert breath
Done.
C:\>Run multiplication
Execution teminated. 5 errors.
C:\>Move man to Garden of Eden
File Garden of Eden does not exist.
C:\>Create Garden.edn
Done.
C:\>Run multiplication
Execution teminated. 4 errors.
C:\>Copy woman from man
Done.
C:\>Run multiplication
Execution teminated. 2 errors.
C:\>Create desire
Done.
C:\>Run multiplication
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
C:\>Create freewill
Done.

C:\>Run freewill
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
C:\>Undo desire
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
C:\>Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C:>\Help
Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
Freewill is a inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
C:\>Create tree_of_knowledge
And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 > errors.
C:\>Create good, evil
Done.
C:\>Activate evil
And God saw he had created shame.
Warning system error in sector E95.
Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 > errors.
C:\>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
Search failed.
C:\>Delete shame
Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
C:\>Destroy freewill
Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

C:\>Stop
Unrecognizaable command. Try again.
C:\>Break
C:\>Break
C:\>Break
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN
FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES.
PLEASE LOG OFF.
C:\>Create new world
You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files
before new ones can be created.
C:\>Destroy earth
Destroy earth: please confirm.
C:\>Destroy earth confirmed
COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8
AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.

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