bancuri tari
- Alinutza:
– Tata, ai vazut ce ochi frumoshi are mama?
– Nu!
– Uite-i!!! - Q – What do you get when you cross a rooster with peanut butter?
A – Cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. - Q – What do a prostitute and a bungee cord have in common?
A – They both cost $75 and if the rubber breaks, your dead. - Q – What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
A – A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again. - Q – What’s the difference between a brown noser and a shit head?
A – Depth perception. - Q – What do blonds and screen doors have in common?
A – The harder you bang ‘em the looser they get. - Q – What do hemorrhoids and cowboy hats have in common?
A – Sooner or later every asshole has one. - O tipa i-o sugea unuia. Tipul in culmea fericirii: „Da! E minunat! Da, asa,
iubito. Ce bine e! Dar te rog mai si sufla ca mi-a intrat cearceaful in fund. - INSPECTIE:
In USSR comandantul fortelor armate inspecteaza o unitate.Ii pune sa se
dezbrace (afara fiind -15 grade), zicandu-le ca orice se inroseste taie.
Primului i se inroseste nasul si ramane fara el.Comandantul il intreaba:
-Te doare?
-Nu.
-De ce?
-Sunt soldat sovietic!
La al doilea se inroseste o ureche.Comandatul i-o taie si il intreaba:
-Te doare?
-Nu.
-De ce?
-Sunt soldat sovietic!
La al treilea se inroseste p__a.Teapa lui, comandantul taindu-i-o il
intreaba:
-Te doare?
-Nu.
-De ce?
-E a lu’ ala din spate…