bancuri tari

bancuri tari

  1. Alinutza:
    – Tata, ai vazut ce ochi frumoshi are mama?
    – Nu!
    – Uite-i!!!
  2. Q – What do you get when you cross a rooster with peanut butter?
    A – Cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
  3. Q – What do a prostitute and a bungee cord have in common?
    A – They both cost $75 and if the rubber breaks, your dead.
  4. Q – What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
    A – A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again.
  5. Q – What’s the difference between a brown noser and a shit head?
    A – Depth perception.
  6. Q – What do blonds and screen doors have in common?
    A – The harder you bang ‘em the looser they get.
  7. Q – What do hemorrhoids and cowboy hats have in common?
    A – Sooner or later every asshole has one.
  8. O tipa i-o sugea unuia. Tipul in culmea fericirii: „Da! E minunat! Da, asa,
    iubito. Ce bine e! Dar te rog mai si sufla ca mi-a intrat cearceaful in fund.
  9. INSPECTIE:
    In USSR comandantul fortelor armate inspecteaza o unitate.Ii pune sa se
    dezbrace (afara fiind -15 grade), zicandu-le ca orice se inroseste taie.
    Primului i se inroseste nasul si ramane fara el.Comandantul il intreaba:
    -Te doare?
    -Nu.
    -De ce?
    -Sunt soldat sovietic!
    La al doilea se inroseste o ureche.Comandatul i-o taie si il intreaba:
    -Te doare?
    -Nu.
    -De ce?
    -Sunt soldat sovietic!
    La al treilea se inroseste p__a.Teapa lui, comandantul taindu-i-o il
    intreaba:
    -Te doare?
    -Nu.
    -De ce?
    -E a lu’ ala din spate…

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