Statusuri amuzante pentru facebook – Fraze in engleza pentru status
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 🙂
I’m ready to take our relationship to the level of appearing together in a Facebook profile picture.
I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them 🙂
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.
Excuse me …. Plesae empty your pockets …. I think you stole my heart.