20 de statusuri amuzante pentru Facebook – Statusuri in engleza pentru Facebook
- Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
- I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
- At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
- Apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever I wash them.
- Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
- I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
- Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂
- If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
- My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
- I wonder if Bill Nye and his dance partner will have good chemistry.
- Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
- I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
- I can’t tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
- If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 🙂
- I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
- I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it’s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read „Bruce Willis Died Hard”.
- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She is nine-seven now, and we don`t know where they hell she is.
- Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
- There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
- I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.