20 de statusuri amuzante pentru Facebook – Statusuri in engleza pentru Facebook

20 de statusuri amuzante pentru Facebook – Statusuri in engleza nohetero1pentru Facebook

    1. Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
    2. I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
    3. At least mosquitos are attracted to me.
    4. Apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever I wash them.
    5. Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
    6. I really need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.

  1. Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour’s wife; And beer as COLD as your own. 🙂
  2. If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
  3. My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lol
  4. I wonder if Bill Nye and his dance partner will have good chemistry.
  5. Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
  6. I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
  7. I can’t tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
  8. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either 🙂
  9. I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
  10. I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it’s from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read „Bruce Willis Died Hard”.
  11. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She is nine-seven now, and we don`t know where they hell she is.
  12. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
  13. There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
  14. I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.

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